The Bluebeards Revenge Big Blue Bar of Soap is chunky enough for even the manliest of hands. The simple, fresh and masculine scent will leave you smelling irresistible from head to toe - a must for any man's bathroom shelf.
Incredibly, the law does say we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub onto body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle. If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please consult your physician straight away.